Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
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Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.. Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.. Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
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Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
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God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
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Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Tapori SmS - Hindi
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